Funny Pee Stories |work|

Sarah felt the sudden, unmistakable urge. It was not a warning; it was an eviction notice. She abandoned her cart and sprinted—or rather, waddled at top speed—toward the back of the store where the public restrooms were located.

The dog looked at me. I looked at the dog. The dog lifted its leg—not on me, but on the elevator wall. And just like that, my brain short-circuited. Your brain watches a dog pee, and it thinks, 'Well, if he's going...' I peed my pants. A full, Niagara Falls release. The dog finished, looked at my puddle, then looked at his owner as if to say, 'See? It's a nervous habit.' funny pee stories

"I'm going to see a man about a horse." (An old-fashioned classic) Sarah felt the sudden, unmistakable urge

: Entering a bathroom so terrifying that you suddenly decide you can hold it for another 50 miles. Laughter vs. The Bladder The dog looked at me

By the time the reception hit, I had consumed three glasses of iced tea and a celebratory flute of champagne. I was a ticking time bomb.

Desperate times called for desperate measures. The bathroom had a dropped ceiling with removable acoustic tiles. Sarah climbed onto the toilet seat, pushed a tile aside, and hoisted herself up into the crawlspace, intending to shimmy over to the hallway.