It is never just a transaction; it is an emotional, intimate gift that has gone horribly wrong, often placing the salesperson in the middle of a domestic dispute. 3. The "Try-On Panic" and Fitting Room Disasters

The customer returns the item, furious that it "doesn't fit," despite having forced the sale against expert advice. 2. The Misunderstood "Gift" Purchase

The husband looks confused. "Just... medium? Like... cantaloupes? Or maybe grapefruits?"

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